No one will look for a classy guy like the Goose here. Miles from the Jersey shore, not an ocean in sight, not even a birdbath. Boy, will you get a load of this dump? Even old MacDonald wouldn't want this farm.If there's no parking space, you make one. So, that's how we land in the big city.We disagree on whether or not they should whack me. Let's just say I'm having a little disagreement with my family. All right, because you look a little slow, I'll skip the salad and get right to the risotto.And by the way, you should know that Goose is a name that strikes fear into anyone on the East Coast. But there's only room for one wise guy on this farm. Proof? You want proof, huh? You see, Rusty the rotating rooster up there? Huh? Huh? He's about to get Goosed.I'd cut you off at the knees, but it looks like somebody's beat me to it. Hey, be careful, pony boy, or someday somebody's gonna wake up with your head in their bed.And now Sammy, Freddie, Johnny, they're all after me. Instead of hitting Freddie the like I was supposed to, I hit Sammy's capo, Johnny anado. Only this last job, I had a little mishap. And when Sammy the needs a lesson taught, the Goose is the guy he calls. Look, here's the whole spaghetti sauce.Let me guess: His parole officer's caught up with him.Okasaka! Slap-a-face-a! Break-a-bones-a! Ha, he, ha, he, he, he, ha, he, ha, ha, ha, he!.Would ya get a load 'a this dump?! Even old McDonald wouldn't want this farm.Hey, Stripey! Did you really think that you could beat a trained professional?.Well, unfortunately, I don't race nobodies.
He's a killin' machine disguised as an idiot. Gentlemen, don't let the feathers fool ya, this dude's dangerous.This is Reggie Red with the farm report! In sports news, Goose the dropped the motorcycle in the first round, then for good measure, taught the truck a lesson as well.Well, subdivide me and Kentucky fry me!.You know what I used to tell all my racers? "Don't look back, leave it all on the track.".To me, you're just a horse with stripes who needs an attitude adjustment.And you, Miss Softy, you just let him go, didn't you?, time to earn your keep.There was even a Chicken Run, but there's never been a race. I'll just stay here and watch the palace for shizzle. Well, well, well, look what the cat drugged in.Well, like my momma used to say, "You can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.".Although the farmer's daughter Panettiere claims to know Stripes better than anyone, he sees her merely as a route to acceptance, even tricking her into riding him, not the only time sabotage is used by these cynical critters.Ī romantic storyline is dropped like a hot potato and, while there's a flicker of human emotion as the family comes to terms with Mom's fatal riding accident, it's been done before, and better. But while the narrative stays close to Stripes' coming-of-age experience, it's at the cost of the age-old bond between child and animal. Visually, it's competent enough, blending CG-enhanced live-action beasts with the occasional animated comedy fly. Horses are the everyman - 'Step right up if you're horse enough', goes one line, should we be in doubt, and Stripes just doesn't fit in. Lonely and abandoned, little Stripes must come to terms with being different from the thoroughbreds, with the help of a goat and a horse (as with Babe, all animals can talk to each other and the only Dr. Babe meets the ugly Duckling in a family caper with one distinguishing feature: its protagonist is a talking zebra.
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